okay but a story about an asexual pirate who gets made fun of by the crew until he saves all of them from sirens
A pirate for the adventure, not the booty
oh my gosh i want that on a bumper sticker
Trying to pilot a ship here. Thanks.
IT GOT BETTER
Cecil: What is the weirdest piece of clothing in your wardrobe?
Carlos: What is your number one passion?
Dana: If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be?
Tamika: Has a book ever changed your life?
Khoshekh: Would you rather spend the rest of your life where you live now, or spend it traveling the world but never settle down?
The Faceless Old woman: Do people tend to come to you for advice?
Hiram Mcdaniels: Where do you stand politically?
The man in the tan jacket: Is there something that you often forget?
The Weather: Post a song that describes your current mood!
Steve Carlsberg: Do you consider yourself a helpful person?
Kevin: What is the scariest thing that has ever happened to you?
Lauren Mallard: Do people often find you intimidating?
Earl Harlan: Do you like to cook?
Intern Maureen: What are your top 5 pet peeves?
Marcus Vanston: What is the number one thing that you really want to buy, but can’t afford?
Night Vale: What is your favourite thing about your hometown?
Desert Bluffs: What is your least favourite thing about your hometown?
aw thanks yo
i miss getting party bags at the end of parties why dont we still do that party bags were the best part of the party
It was like a reward for being sociable
DEAR SWEET GOD
I WAS TRYING TO EDIT THIS GIF:
AND THIS MONSTROSITY HAPPENED
GOD ON HIGH HEAR MY PRAYER